Swans

Okay I know I can't be the only one but when I see swans my reaction is to slowly back away! Which brings me to why swan lake is so so popular! A ballet performance about a swan. How is that a good idea? Why is that a good idea? They are not beautiful if they are running at you sticking their long necks out ready to peck!! 

I can hand on heart say that I have never provoked them to want to act me. Maybe they don't like the way I walk which to me is rather normal, nothing that could be misjudged a an evil hunters walk.

My theory is that when we all were children our parents, teachers, nannies, who ever else looked after us fed us false information that swans are nice creatures because of the "lonely" ugly duckling. Where his parents abandoned him and left him with a mummy duck. This means that the ducks are nice, swans mean! No one seems to agree with me on this matter, never the less I think that it is an important issue that needs to be discussed in the open. You may think I am crazy but you wouldn't want to see one of these creatures drunk, would you? If your answer is yes you are very wrong. They chase you. They may look pretty from afar and I  myself have enjoyed in the past sitting with my friends by a lake  where swans are on. (Photo to prove it) But they are aware of your presents, it's like if they don't want you there they could make you move!!

That is just what I think. I find it very difficult why some people love them so so much or even why people would want to see a show about them, or how someone even came up with the idea of writing a show about them. That is even more odd than seeing the show. Some people may watch a performance out of curiosity or they may be being fourced to go.

Okay, maybe this is me being crazy but they are just something I really don't like.

Anyway I promise the next post will not be so crazy.

xo
SHJ

This post happens far to often

I have been mega busy with my job & also with looking for a new job. And I know that's no excuse.

On a even sadder note where the hell did January go, I had planned so many awesome things and yet done know!! I suppose I still have eight days to get some of them done, well three if you only count the days I'm not working.

Now this next bit truly is sad. Here it goes, I have spent all my spare time sleeping, slipping out of my exercise routine and slowly eating nothing, just because I'm too tired to cook, I have been surviving on soup warmed up in a microwave oven. Now this life seems very sad to know that a girl who is in the prime of life, has no career path, nothing! I am desperate to change, start a career, I just need to find some sort of direction, everyone else in my entire life seems to know or at least have something to do, which they enjoying or tolerate doing.

This post is such a b***h post. For that I am so sorry. If anyone knows of a job or a fully fitted with all the bells and whistles, you know where to holla!

Much love

SHJ
xo

Merry Christmas

I thought that I would get more time to write a post to wish all you readers a very merry Christmas but I honest to Gosh don't know where all the time went!

Anyway I hope you all have a cheerful merry Christmas full of good food and lots of drink. For all of you equally awesome people not celebrating Christmas have a nice week I will be blogging before the new year.


As always, so much love and neatest wishes to you all.

xoxo
SHJ

Early Birthday Gifts

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PHOTO UP!

Haven't done one of these in forever. And yes it's a baby donkey!

xo
SHJ

Sunday Best

I know it's Monday! But I couldn't get to a computer yesterday!

Here's yesterdays Sunday Best.

Hat - H & M

Shirt - New Look

Dress - H & M

Shoes - Dune

xo

SHJ

Christmas shopping...

As well as finishing all my Christmas shopping, I have now also brought two parts of my Christmas Eve/Day/ Boxing Day outfit!! Yay.. So so happy!!

Jumper: H&M £14.99 (which I think is a total steal)

Dress: H&M £29.99

Boots:£34.99 (Boots can been seen with dress below(they have metal points, how can you not love))

Also brought this beautiful I am totally gonna wear it out green beanie!! Also from guess where?? H&M, surprise surprise. It was a very modest £3.99

And I am now rather proud to say that all the presents that have been brought are all wrapped (in the looses sense) and hidden around the place to be given at a time nearer Christmas! And as you can see I am in a very Christmassy mood and a sense of self awareness is being to take over because I can now relax and enjoy all my friends worrying about all the things that they need to do! Oh and when I was out shopping today I had the most amazing drink it is sad really!! Everyone get a pen and write this down!! Tomorrow on my way to work or where ever it is you go, I will walk in to Starbucks, stand in the queue, wait, wait and wait a bit more and when the happy counter staff ask me what I would like you then say "Grande Gingerbread Latte with cream and a Almond Croissant please" Enjoy and thank me later. Also next time I go I am so trying there Praline Mocha/ Toffee Nut Latte and Ginger Loaf Cake!!! They sound seriously good! I may quit my job and go and work next door to a starbuck!! I would say no to having one inside my place of work either... next staff meeting I would totally request!!!

Love & Good Wishes

xo

SHJ